markruffalo:

electro-monk:

Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.

You have my signature.

soulslookingforhome:

winterthirst:

i called sebastian bruh because i’m a little shit and so i made gifs of it holla

THE UCKING 4TH ONE

HE IS GONNA DESTROY HUMANITY

WE MUST STOP HIM 

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

tourmaline2:

A dress designed to change color in the rain, thanks to dye sewn into the seams. Created by Sean Kelly, Modeled by Angelica Guillen-Jimenez

(Source: pumpkinpatch47)

person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU

me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess)

You might have got the impression that there is a little bit more to Aunt Petunia than meets the eye, and you will find out what it is. She is not a squib, although that is a very good guess. Oh, I am giving a lot away here. I am being shockingly indiscreet." - J.K. Rowling.

If the reveal had been that Petunia was a witch ~ Several years after the war, Harry tracks his aunt down to confront her with what he witnessed in the pensieve.

(Source: sulietsexual)

charlesoberonn:

suicunesrider:

marshmallowknight:

quartzkin:

i see your point, but: disabled dragons

dragons missing a limb

deaf dragons

autistic dragons whose special interests include treasure

dragons missing half their tail who need an also disabled human to help them fly

Wait…

(Source: frillshark)

man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?

woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*

man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO