what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
wait a minute
this means Kevin is in heaven
with some knowledge of the angel tablet
KEVIN YOU BETTER FUCK METATRON UP
YES. Kevin Tran, you fight your way back through Heaven.
You and Bobby.
are ellen and jo in heaven cos i think they should get in on this
I’d just like to add that Pam should also be a part of this
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Junior Mathematics Major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)
Rape culture is people describing an exact definition of rape, saying that they would do it, but not calling it rape.
"I think it would be cool to take something that belongs to someone else without asking them, but I would never steal."
"I think it would be cool to do something that intentionally causes someone’s death, but I would never murder."
Fucking hell. This right here is the fucking problem.
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
last christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died
I have been waiting all year to reblog this
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
Contrary to popular belief the “pansexuals don’t see gender” claim is wrong and completely false
We don’t only not see gender, we don’t even see people. We don’t see buildings or grass or the sky. I can’t even see my computer or the keyboard.
All pansexuals are born without eyeballs and thus develop super sonic hearing as an adaption to survive. This is a known fact.