colorless green ideas sleep furiously
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
professor: it should be polyerosy
IF YOU DON’T THINK STEVE ROGERS IS A GOOD CHARACTER I’M GONNA EXplain why I think your opinion is wrong without being disrespectful or violent because steve wouldn’t want anyone acting that way especially on his behalf
parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck