and-thus-they-fly

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

fetal-juice:

fatass-mcnotits:

a group of weasels can be called a confusion

it is a confusion of baby weasels

Oh sweet fuzzy babies!

(Source: cute-animals-only, via hashtag-highfashion)

dirtyberd:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful


Ugh sad that this is necessary but I will be on campus until 10pm two nights a week all summer sooo

dirtyberd:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

Ugh sad that this is necessary but I will be on campus until 10pm two nights a week all summer sooo

(via doitsu-be-twerking)

beyoncevevo:

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

where did the little girl go when the bomb went off?

everywhere

image

(via kale-raven)

edgebug:

tricksterer:

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no


instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane


victory

you are satan

(Source: catchersintherye, via mylifeissocoollike)

meladoodle:

scientifrick:

stuffed carrot for loneliness

mum… i need 88 dollars…

meladoodle:

scientifrick:

stuffed carrot for loneliness

mum… i need 88 dollars…

(via hashtag-highfashion)

Harry Potter books - first and last lines

inspiration [x]

(via shinichiwinchester)

linpatootie:

I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes

I fucking know what happened previously ok

I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know

(via titan-killer-heichou)

(Source: pleathe, via lennonfever)

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

(via roxylalone)

sonicscribblings:

Sometimes I find forgotten gems when cleaning out my folders.

sonicscribblings:

Sometimes I find forgotten gems when cleaning out my folders.

(via peopleconfusemeandbatman)

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing


I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

image

I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

(via well-just-sonic-it-sherlock)

maggins:

can you believe the animation errors in frozen

maggins:

can you believe the animation errors in frozen

(Source: tiduspoo, via rosidaily)

sadqueerpunk:

i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.

(via lennonfever)