Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
the real winner tonight is the pizza delivery guy who got to hand out pizza to famous actors…at the goddamn oscars
When you think you’re going to really hate a character but you end up liking them a lot
when you think you’re going to really like a character but you end up hating them a lot
I NEED THE ENTIRE HOBBIT CAST TO FUCKING OWN THE PLACE NEXT YEAR OR ELSE!!!!!
Or else, we’ll let the dragon loose at the academy and give them all a taste of dragon sickness.
i’m afraid the dragon is already let loose and running around photobombing
The dragon fucking flew over U2 TWICE.
Remember when Martin and Ben were like really awkward and uncomfortable-looking at the Emmy’s a couple years ago, and they were like “omg we have to stay together, we only know each other”
and now Ben’s at the Oscars alone and he’s just on fucking crack.
I bet his parents are watching and telling each this is not what they raised.
Meanwhile Martin is laughing his ass off phone in hand because he just dared Ben to do it via text message